Finally. You can smile at your own trash

 

In Nov. of 2007 I had an accident and I was home recuperating when it hit me. The perfect solution to a very unpopular topic. TRASH. In my wastebasket, in my bathroom was a plastic bag from the neighborhood grocery store. The bag was inside out ,and the logo, just by chance, was in the bottom of my trash receptacle. Very pretty I thought, then I froze. I had been in the promotional advertising business for some 30 years and I never saw this before. Put the pattern on the inside of the trash bag for the enjoyment of it's viewers and "Dress the mess". Then make the trash bag biodegradable and choose lovely patterns, and garbage as we know it is a thing of the past.

 

Designerliners is the name of my new product. They are the first biodegradable, disposable decorative USA-made trash liners on the market. Their use is anywhere you can think of, and can help change your home to green, while not looking frumpy.

 

Your friends will marvel at your clever taste and how you found a product that revolutionizes both your trash and decorating skills by combining them into one. By purchasing a package of designerliners you are helping to preserve our planet one biodegradable, decorative trash liner at a time.

 

As a gift how novel! How thoughtful! Students will want this as an inexpensive way to spruce up that dorm room. And the baby... the baby should start off by knowing style can be green.

 

There is no reason why biodegradable can't also be cool,hip,and attractive.

 

Imagine, I can, you can your friends can, smile at their very own trash and all I had to do was "Dress the mess".